We already brought you part one of our list of the top 12 weirdest Amazon products, and now we’re back with part two! Check out six more ridiculous things you can actually buy on Amazon below. We already covered unicorn meat and a flying f*ck, and it only gets better from here. You might be surprised by what you find out!
Number Six: Runny Nose Shower Dispenser. The Runny Nose Shower Dispenser is shaped like a giant human nose, and it dispenses green shower gel meant to resemble snot. This gem is not for the faint of heart, as it looks very realistic and may gross out people who don’t want to feel like they’re rubbing snot all over their body to get clean.
Number Five: Coyote Urine Spray. We mentioned that the “snot” dispensed by the Runny Nose Shower Dispenser isn’t actually snot, but the “urine” in this coyote urine spray is real coyote urine. The urine spray is often used by hunters to keep other animals out of their “territory.”
Number Four: Weener Kleener Soap. This soap, which is shaped like a ring or donut, may look innocent, but it’s anything but. The “ring” is actually meant to slide down a man’s genitalia so he can get a deeper clean than with regular soap. Sure.
Number Three: Uranium. Uranium is a naturally radioactive metal that is used in Geiger counters and science classes all over the world. Despite its radioactive properties, you can actually buy uranium on Amazon if you want it badly enough.
Number Two: Goats in Trees Calendar. No Photoshop necessary! Rather than buy your significant other a calendar of hot guys or sexy ladies, try a calendar filled with pictures of goats in trees! Goats are very capable of climbing trees, but many people don’t know that, which makes the calendar extra funny when in the right hands.
Number One: 55 Gallons of Lube. For that friend who is always making a sexual joke at the wrong time. Yes, you can buy 55 gallons of lube at once on Amazon. The lube is actually usable and is water-based, so make sure the walls aren’t too thin if you buy this for your roommate!